During a prolonged bout of email tennis, Simon Copp, a sub-editor in the Bristol subbing hub, challenged me to re-write Dr Seuss's Fox in Socks.
Never mind why, but this is the result:
Subs in Hubs by Dr Heuss
Subs in hubs.
News on booze.
Subs in hubs sub news on booze.
News in news room, subs in booze room.
Boozy subs in hubs sub booze news.
Newsy news room booze in snooze room.
Look, sir. Look, sir. Mr. Sub, sir.
Let's do tricks with news in hub, sir.
Let's play tricks on subs in hub, sir.
First, I'll make a quick trick sub hub.
Then I'll make the hub subs news sub.
You can make the slick subs sub, sir.
You can make a quick slick hub, sir.
And here's a new trick, Mr Sub...
Subs in hub and news in pub.
News on booze and subs in hub.
Boozy news makes snoozy sub.
Now we come to booze and subs, sir.
Try to say this, Mr Sub, sir...
Subs in sub hub.
News on booze snooze.
Six slick subs sub.
Six quick subs booze.
Please sir. I don't like these tricks, sir.
My tongue isn't quick or slick, sir.
I get all those pubs and hubs, sir,
mixed up with the booze and subs, sir.
I can't do it, Mr Hub, sir.
I'm so sorry, Mr Sub, sir.
Here's an easy game to play.
Here's an easy thing to say...
Oh well. Back to work.